I don't know jack about: 1) getting you out of a 150 mph ticket in a school zone 2) DUI with a blood alcohol content of 3.0 3) assault with a deadly weapon 4) paternity suits from a heavyset chick dressed up like Madonna from the 80's that you slept with the same night you got the DUI referenced in #2 above.
I handle corporate transactions (it's the legal equivalent of writing sourcecode for you computer dorks) :-)